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NEW poems for this month (November 2009)

"Returning My Love" by Hal Sirowitz
"Asinine Thanksgiving Poem No. 10" by Fenway Parker
"Big Shiny Balloon" by Richard Cairo
"Balloon Boy in the Fifth Dimension" by Joe ''King'' Lee
"The Governors" by Graham Everett
"Chefs Go Cheap" by Katharine Showalter
"I Love Ogden" by Euretha Maki
"Familiar Voices" by Gary Lehmann
"Good Morning" by Barry Secretagent
"Thintherity" by Randy Koch

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''What Brought This On?'' by Gerald So
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not so NEW poems from last month

"The Dog with A Muddy Bottom" by Hal Sirowitz
"Asinine Halloween Poem No. 3" by Fenway Parker
"Williamsburg, Brooklyn" by Aardvark Bascombe
"She Cried Herpes" by Barry Secretagent
"My Friend Stephen Turned Himself into this Title" by Chrissy Rye-Rye
"Snorkeling in the Tub" by Albert Van Hoogmoed
"Nekkid Snails" by Chrissie Faupel
"Enchanted" by Gerald So
"Leaves of Leaves" by Richie Narvaez
"Dear Stoney: A Subtle Rebuttal" by Dana Esau Larsen

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