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NEW poems for this month (July 2009)

"The Call from on High for Ed McMahon" by Mal Torme
"Bernie Madoff's Blues" by Daniel Thomas Moran
"Poster Girl" by Catty Marlboro
"La Belle Dame Avec Pénis" by Michael J. Bayer
"Oh, To Be a Governor!" by Kat Wopat
"Billy Mays Eulogizes Farrah, Michael Jackson, and Ed McMahon" by Gordon Stanley
"Summery Haiku Quintet" by Stoney Emshwiller
"My Ex-Boyfriend Mike (Performed as Variations)" by Meg Johnson
"Out Here # 2" by Mr. K
"Gay Pride always Begins in the South End" by Daniel Thomas Moran
"If Everyone Does It" by Matt Dennie

not-so-new poems from last month

"Don't Bet Your Quatloos: 11 Haikus about the New Star Trek Movie" by Gordon Stanley
"Sick as a Pig" by Daniel Thomas Moran
"Mary and Her Little Lamb in Tough Economic Times" by Albert Van Hoogmoed
"Snakes on a Poet" by Matt Galletta
"Weddings Are Boring" by Emma Zelle
"Alimony Poem" by John Grey
"Children Who Are Able to Pass the Marshmallow Test " by Katharine Showalter
"The Sound of One Arm Drumming" by Wade Christian
"By the Neck" by Gene Tashoff
"Untied" by P-Woody

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