''Honest poverty is a gem
that even a king might be proud
to call his own -- but I wish to sell out!''
--Mark Twain

Normally, we like to play the pauper poet, the starving, unemployed, beret-laden friend of yours whose bar tab you always have to cover. But we know you're getting a wee tired of that. So, we've gone commercial, packaging asinine books and clothing for you to buy! With money! Not only are these products enjoyble and endearing, but if you buy enough of them, hey, maybe we'll be able to buy a round next time!

asinine compilations

Asinine Love Poetry (Xlibris, 2006) contains our best attempts at romance, featuring poets and poems not found on the site! Asinine/11 (Mongrel, 2007) is our asinine look at the world since 2001.

schwag

Desperate to use your wardobe and paraphenalia as a billboard for your favorite poetry Website? Well, we don't have anything for that, but we do have t-shirts, notebooks, thongs, and mugs for THIS site.

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