FOR Father's Day,
You got a new bullwhip
You'd've preferred more pot

So now you're a dad
Though you look like a grandpa
Have some Grail water!

You can find the Ark, the Grail.
But that you knocked your ex up--
That eludes you

Who needs this Mutt guy?
You already have a son--
Remember Short Round!

Heed this: next time
Keep your hat on--
No Indiana Jr. sequel!