Xander Floss

(1973 - )

In 1989, declaring '''This Internet thing will never take off,'' and looking for a change of climate, Mr. Floss moved to Hollywood, where he now rewrites screenplays and appears in independent movies; his most recent film, in which his hair had a significant part, was a tragedy.

"Cell Phones Are Too Much with Us"
"Dog Star"
"Heat Wave"
"I Turned 7 on 9/11"
"On Visiting My Farting Friend"
"This Honky's Nuts, or Attributes of Don Imus"