J.C.

(1959 - )

Mr. C. enjoys fresh hops and, in fact, composes all his work while sitting in a vat of fresh stout, which he then serves to first-time houseguests. He has an uncanny ability to spot parking spaces and dreams of being reborn as an herb, preferably cilantro (aka coriander). Mr. C. is also partly to blame for the design of this site and was paid in food and ale.

"5800 Kelvin"
"beer"
"humbug"
"Is There Any Purpose to This Poem?"
"Ku Ku # 1"
"Ku Ku # 258"
"Questions You Should Be Asking Yourself"
"Shoot the Moon"
"So I Had That Dream Again"
"Where the Old Winding Road Twists"
"Why My Idea for Cole Slaw Flavored Bubble Gum Didn't Fly"
"You Finish It"
"You Say It's Your Birthday?"