Gordon Stanley (1958 - )
A writer, editor, designer, print production person, florist, rock star, and payroll manager, Mr. Stanley says he is the one who invented the Internet, which he says he named after his Swedish Uncle Net. He named the World Wide Web after his pet catfish.
Poems
- New Year's Eve at Neverland
- Jumping the Shark®
- What's So Real about Reality TV ?
- The Unheard Testimony of Fred the Cockatoo
- Night on Bald Mountain: 17 Haikus about Ron Howard
- To Scotty
- Hey, Robert Smith Called: 11 Haikus about Tim Burton
- Nyuck! Nyuck!: 7 Haikus about Mad Mel Gibson
- Australian for Bier
- Kramer Kramer Kramer: 6 Haikus about Michael Richards
- Scotty Soars, A Star Trek Fan Mourns
- Cowl!
- Harry Potter and the Nocturnal Emission
- The Ultimate Deadpan: Ode to Joey Bishop
- Evel Knievel Attempts to Jump over a Poem about Norman Mailer
- Don't Bet Your Quatloos: 11 Haikus about the New Star Trek Movie
- Happy Father's Day, Indiana Jones: Five Haikus
- Billy Mays Eulogizes Farrah, Michael Jackson, and Ed McMahon
- Bob Balaban and the Taliban

