Quint McGuinley

(1957 - )

Mr. McGuinley's favorite sports team, Los Pies, hails from Spain. ''They are a young group of bandeleros,'' he says, ''striving through great physical exertion and laser-precise reflexes to bring attention to the greatest and most unrecognized sport in the entire world: hackeysack.'' When he isn't writing poetry, Mr. McGuinley stays busy spearfishing in the Mediterranean, cloaked in a shroud of seaweed and periwinkles.

"A Healthy Argument for Human Cloning*"
"A Recipe for Life"
"A Visit from the Masturbation Crustacean"
"Afternoon Admission"
"An Ode to Odes"
"An Ode to Willie Aames"
"Elephantitis of the Imagination"
"I Saw Suzy Kicking Santa Claus"
"Lying under Oath"
"Ode to a Lost Day"
"Runaway Irishman"
"Shoelaces McGee"
"Summer Breeze...It Makes Me Feel Fine"
"Tap, Tap, Tap"
"The Innocence of Finding New Ways to Get Off"