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Steven McDougal

(1969 - )

Mr. McDougal is an archaeologist who has had some Indiana Jones-type adventures in his career. ''I was working on a Mayan site that had been reclaimed by the Belizian jungle,'' says McDougal. ''It was just like an Indiana Jones moment — minus the golden object, the rolling boulder, the angry natives, the plane, the fedora, and the snakes. But there was a whip and a mad Frenchman.''

"A Blue State Lament"
"A Postprandial Exegesis"
"A Solution to the Traffic Problem?!"
"An Ambiguous Institution, Reassessed"
"Employee Appreciation Day, or Why We Are All Heroes"
"My Two Cents"
"Ode to Bowline Point"
"Of Truth and Political Discourse"
"On the Discovery of Why Some Popcorn Kernals Don't Pop"
"On the Need for Czars"
"Pondering a Long Weekend"
"Rejected"
"Spring Surprise"
"The Tenant"
"To an Ambiguous Institution"
"To the Laundromat"