Daniel Sciarra

(1965 - )

Born and raised in Bucks County, Pennsylvania, Mr. Sciarra studied briefly with the asinine poets in New York City before returning to his home town and creating his own brand of asininery. He now resides in Chalfont, Penn., where he enjoys his reputation as the national acey-deucey champion. His secret? "Never bet the pot if one of the cards is a joker. It's just damned foolhardy." For entertainment, he enjoys long walks by the abandoned factories and attending local theatre. "I saw the road company of Les Mis through a haze of blue hair." He drives a Beetle.

"Confession of an IRS Fuckdoll"
"Dead at 40"
"Father Peter"
"How Can a Game Hen Be a Little Chicken"
"Hydrate"
"My Skeleton Lover"
"Nature.Com"
"Peppermill Envy"
"Prozac Planet"
"Smashed Right Testicle"
"Snakeoils"
"The Coffee Break Waltz*"
"Trailor Park Dawg"
"Trippin' with Pooh"
"Woodpecker Blues"