Doug Draime

(1943 - )

Mr. Draime lives in a tourist trap town, full of redneck, pretentious, greedy individuals, yet he maintains his sanity by watching Judge Judy. Also, as long as you're asking, he'd like to clearing up some misinformation for the FBI: ''I honestly, truly, pinkyswear, never REALLY met Abbie Hoffman,'' says Draime. ''I only saw him from a distance that one time.''

"Hi-Coo Who Me?"
"Mr. Potato Head Meets the Vice President of the U.S. of A."
"Poems Left on the Liquor Store Floor"
"Rain"
"Rita's Drunk Uncle Who Used to Live In El Segundo"
"What Kind of Bird Was It"