R.J. Clarken

(1980 - )

Almost a famous writer and poet, Ms. Clarken is currently on her way to becoming a hundredaire. Occasionally, she takes a break from the computer to feed her husband, kids. and dog. The dust bunnies do just fine on their own. Her plants, sadly, do not. She lives in New Jersey.

"Advice for March: Never Mess With a Ticked-Off Leprechaun"
"Alone"
"Dining Out at a Restaurant for Thanksgiving"
"Down in Arkansas"
"Download"
"How the British Army Deals with Military Shortages"
"Much More than CVI: The Wasting Time on the Computer Sonnet"
"Much More Than CXXX: The Junk Food Love Sonnet"
"Nothing Could Be Finer: A Holiday Song for 2007"
"Rapport: A Seaside"
"Some Dead Autumn Leaves"
"Sonnet from the Portuguese Man of War"
"The Ballade of the Physics of the Bra"
"Villanelle for the Season - Tra La La"