Gerald So

(1974 - )

He has an uncanny memory for celebrity birthdays. He once slept on a box spring all night thinking it was just a really firm mattress. He writes poetry because he is weird.

"An English Teacher Rediscovers Her 6th Grade Report on Polynesia"
"F**k the Figurative"
"George Carlin Goes to. . . ?"
"Gotta Wonder"
"I Ask Ronni to Arm Wrestle"
"In Love with a Stripper Named Lynn"
"Jalapeñophobia"
"Pizza Cutter"
"Realizing the wet dream is about you,"
"Stranded in St. Louis"
"Tomatophilia"
"Watching Julie's Boyfriend"
"Wet Dream"
"When Jamie Phoned"
"Witness Protection"