Gerald So (1974 - )
He has an uncanny memory for celebrity birthdays. He once slept on a box spring all night thinking it was just a really firm mattress. He writes poetry because he is weird.
Poems
- Pizza Cutter
- When Jamie Phoned
- Witness Protection
- Realizing the wet dream is about you,
- Stranded in St. Louis
- An English Teacher Rediscovers Her 6th Grade Report on Polynesia
- Tomatophilia
- George Carlin Goes to. . . ?
- Watching Julie's Boyfriend
- Jalapeñophobia
- In Love with a Stripper Named Lynn
- F**k the Figurative
- Gotta Wonder
- I Ask Ronni to Arm Wrestle
- Enchanted
- Wet Dream
- Coolest Thing about Corey Haim
Prose
