Albert Van Hoogmoed (1953 - )
Mr. Van Hoogmoed started writing poetry when his twins needed to read a poem in the fifth grade. ''I didn't like what they were assigned so I wrote two for them,'' says Mr. Van Hoogmoed, who has been prolific ever since. Most recently his work has been published and in Kiss and Part: Laughing at the End of Romance and Other Entanglements (Doggerel Daze, 2006) and in Chicken Soup for the Soul in Menopause (HCI, 2007). A horticulturist, Mr. Van Hoogmoed specializes in pest control on nursery plants. He lives in Mobile, Alabama.
Poems
- Personal Hygiene
- Visitors from Uranus
- Tarzan's Makeover
- The Almost-Hot Dog Eating Champion
- A Cat with No Legs
- A Crime Scene
- A Polygamist Divorce
- Stopping by Hooters on a Snowy Evening
- A Dog in Need of Attention
- Don't Fool Mother Nature
- Mary and Her Little Lamb in Tough Economic Times
- My Dog's Getting Older
- Snorkeling in the Tub
- Up on the Rooftop
- Nancy Grace

