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Albert Van Hoogmoed

(1953 - )

Mr. Van Hoogmoed started writing poetry when his twins needed to read a poem in the fifth grade. ''I didn't like what they were assigned so I wrote two for them,'' says Mr. Van Hoogmoed, who has been prolific ever since. Most recently his work has been published and in Kiss and Part: Laughing at the End of Romance and Other Entanglements (Doggerel Daze, 2006) and in Chicken Soup for the Soul in Menopause (HCI, 2007). A horticulturist, Mr. Van Hoogmoed specializes in pest control on nursery plants. He lives in Mobile, Alabama.

"A Cat with No Legs"
"Personal Hygiene"
"Visitors from Uranus"