Richard Cairo

(1982 - )

Mr. Cairo does not want anything polyester next Christmas, please.

"''That's a Nice Looking Papaya''"
"a young man in flannel"
"An Office Romance Refrain"
"Blue City"
"Brokeback Hill"
"California Girls"
"Chinese Rocket Man"
"Dirty Bomb"
"Good Bye, Ronnie!"
"Goodbye-a Sanjaya"
"I, the Turkey"
"Kerry"
"Korean BBQ"
"Last Call on Wall Street"
"LOL: An IM Poem from Maf54 (U.S. Rep. Mark Foley) to an Underage Page"
"Marty and the Big Blue"
"Mrs. McGreevey"
"Navel"
"Of Late I Think of Czechoslovakia"
"Oh To Be in Fallujah"
"On The Gates"
"Park Slope Child"
"Pennsylvania Pastoral"
"Save Me from the Tsunami"
"Sip, the Magic Lager"
"So Long, Neighbor"
"The Ballad of No-Neck Bradley"
"The Carolers"
"The Obamauguration!"
"The Pope Goes to New York"
"The Road I've Taken"
"The SATs and You"
"totallywiseass poem"
"Trent Lott's White Christmas"