Lover Dudley

(1992 - )

International obsessive compulsive and fashion plate, Lover Dudley walks the line. He also keeps a really tidy desk. Each pair of his Helmut Lang jeans is equipped with bulletproof shinguards, his bail bondsman’s home and office number and a Post-It with tomorrow's to-do list, and come in fashionable straight leg or questionable bell-bottom. After the war, Dudley served as VP Operations and Facilities at You Big Baby, a day-care center for adult infants. He is writing a novel about that experience and is designing a line of adult baby clothes in partnership with Alexander McQueen and Louis Vuitton-Moey Hennessey. He styles his own hair — with a bullwhip — and enjoys long walks in dark alleys. He lives in a van down by the river.

"I Can Smell Your Feet!"
"I Looked at the Aspirin Lady's Nails on Television*"
"It Was a Very Bad Year"
"New Yorks Yankees Saved My Life"
"Nylons on Fire"
"On the Fourteenth Day of Feb-ru-ary"
"On the Street"
"Once, Just Once"
"The (Apparent) Death of the Ball Turret Gunner"
"The Wig Is Her Moat"
"Trent Lott's White Christmas"
"Two Iraqi Soldiers"