Stephen Du Marais

(1970 - )

Mr. Du Marais is perhaps best known for reading his brand of asinine poetry in cafes and bars all around Ontario. That is, until his bar bill proved too difficult to manage. Currently experimenting in theater, he is working on an existentialist musical involving the telecommunications industry. Mr. Du Marais is also a proud graduate of the Humber School for Writers and tells that to all the single moms he meets.

"All Fish Die in Their Sleep"
"Cherry Pie"
"Dead Man's Fruit Stand"
"My Best Friend"
"Ode to MT"
"Ode to Sanchez Valdez, the Friend I Never Had"
"Of Flies and Failures"
"Scenes from a Doomed Midget Porn Film*"
"SimPoem"
"There Is Evil in My Soup"
"Tuesday Afternoon"
"Two Asinine Kids Argue Over Who Is Stupid*"
"Use This Poem to Pick Up Girls"
"Why I Should Be Nicole Kidman's Publicist*"