Stephen Du Marais (1970 - )
Mr. Du Marais is perhaps best known for reading his brand of asinine poetry in cafes and bars all around Ontario. That is, until his bar bill proved too difficult to manage. Currently experimenting in theater, he is working on an existentialist musical involving the telecommunications industry. Mr. Du Marais is also a proud graduate of the Humber School for Writers and tells that to all the single moms he meets.
Poems
- Use This Poem to Pick Up Girls
- Of Flies and Failures
- Why I Should Be Nicole Kidman's Publicist*
- All Fish Die in Their Sleep
- Ode to Sanchez Valdez, the Friend I Never Had
- Scenes from a Doomed Midget Porn Film*
- My Best Friend
- Cherry Pie
- Tuesday Afternoon
- SimPoem
- Dead Man's Fruit Stand
- Two Asinine Kids Argue Over Who Is Stupid*
- There Is Evil in My Soup
- Ode to Moist Towelettes

