Spidalix

(1963 - )

Mr. Spidalix believes that extraterrestrials built the pyramids, that Atlantis sank, that the Mafia killed JFK, that Bigfoot is a living Neanderthal, that the Bush family is in cahoots with Bin Laden, and that the Mets can win the pennant this year. He also enjoys '80s music.

"Illuminati?! You Damn Skippy!"
"Quote of the Day"
"Yeah, Illuminati"