W.

(1946 - )

W. believes in vetoing anything that smacks of the dreaded ''L'' word, doing favors for buddies, and sneaking a beer or two with his teenage daughters. It would be foolish to misunderestimate him.

"Another Poem"
"Breakfast of Champion"
"Christmas Poem"
"Happy Birthday to Me"
"Happy Trails to the Architect"
"Hello, and Gotcha!"
"I Done Won Again"
"I Finally Bombded Iraq"
"I Like Them Internets"
"I Put Bolton in the Un"
"Imigrants Go Home Pome"
"Lame Duck Poem"
"Memo to Dick Cheney"
"My Debate Poem"
"My First Poem"
"My Next Poem"
"Nope on Nups for Gays"
"Ode to Condee Rice, or Don't Tell Laura"
"Ode to Rolled Gold"
"On Turning 60"
"Poem to All You Hippies"
"Proud of My Girls"
"Serving at My Pleasure"
"Social Security"
"Take That!"
"Thanksgiving Poem"
"That Fruity Brit Poem"
"That Poem"
"The Dems Love-In"
"This Poem"
"Two Out of Three"
"Viyetnam Poem"
"Watch Out Saddam! Poem"
"Why I Want to Bomb Iraq"
"WMDs"