Poems

• My First Poem
• My Next Poem
• Another Poem
• This Poem
• Watch Out Saddam! Poem
• That Fruity Brit Poem
• Poem to All You Hippies
• Thanksgiving Poem
• Ode to Condee Rice, or Don't Tell Laura
• Why I Want to Bomb Iraq
• Ode to Rolled Gold
• I Finally Bombded Iraq
• That Poem
• Memo to Dick Cheney
• WMDs
• Christmas Poem
• Nope on Nups for Gays
• Take That!
• The Dems Love-In
• Two Out of Three
• Proud of My Girls
• Breakfast of Champion
• Viyetnam Poem
• My Debate Poem
• I Done Won Again
• Social Security
• Happy Birthday to Me
• I Put Bolton in the Un
• Hello, and Gotcha!
• Imigrants Go Home Pome
• On Turning 60
• I Like Them Internets
• Happy Trails to the Architect
• Serving at My Pleasure
• Lame Duck Poem
• Happy Father's Day to 41
• Last Poems
• Lastest Poem Ever