Aaron Earl Short

(1972 - )

Mr. Short's family once went to the zoo, and his big brother ended up getting kicked by a donkey. ''It taught me that no matter how big of an ass someone is you should just let them be,'' Short told Dr. Jim, not making it clear whether he meant the mule or his brother. He is clear, however, about what he likes to eat when he's kicking back: pretzels — salty, sexy, and snacktastic.

"Employee Handbook"
"God Hates My Poetry"
"Hippie Lettuce"
"I Didn't Mean It, I Was Just Drunk"
"Identity Theft"
"Lost Marbles No More"
"Mid July in Iowa"
"My He Purse  "
"No Words"
"Our Love Is Electric (And I'm Yanking The Cord)"
"Poetic Theory"
"Poopin' Music"
"Shakethpeare"
"That He Purse"
"That'll Teach Ya"
"The Night Light"