Marybeth Niederkorn, Poet Extraordinaire (1983 - )

Ms. Niederkorn became a poet ''extraordinaire'' by looking up the word up in the dictionary and realizing it applied to herself. ''I made my own certificate with crayons and macaroni. But if anyone asks, I got it from the International Poets Extraordinaire Guild Local 507.'' At her acceptance ceremony, which took place at the Applebee's on Route 10, she noted, ''Life is a bowl of cherries because it has a bunch of fleshy tart stuff that you have to get through so you can roll the pit around in your mouth and then spit it at your sister.''
Poems
- Recurring Dream
- Rise and Fall of the Zevozevo
- Magnetic Poetry Rant #27
- Night
- Crotch Rot on Our Collective Penis, in Three Parts
- Christmas Eve at the Casa de la Marybeth Niederkorn
- Googled
- Pun and Circumstance
- On My Wedding Day
- I Love Celery
- L'Etre et Le Neant
- Customer Service
- GOOGLISMED
- An Hour with a Yogi
- My Dad
- Fishing
- Gemini Jim and I
- Education
- Retail Therapy
- Strike Me Down
- The Marriage, Right

