Rod Stone (1961 - )

Mr. Stone works for the government. One time a deputy minister came to visit his office. ''We all got in line to shake her hand and have our pictures taken,'' says Mr. Stone. ''On looking at the pictures after, I noticed that my tongue seemed to be hanging out, my fly was down, and the white of my underwear was showing.'' He does not know if the deputy minister noticed but he reports that he never received any promotions after that.

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