A.V. Chari (1971 - )
Mr. Chari lives his life shuttling between Delhi, Calcutta, Madras, and New Haven, endeavoring to figure out which is the more oppressive. He absolutely detests jelly beans, although he is more diabetic by temperament than constitution. He is much bored these days, as his favorite vices have been rehabilitated into happy marriages. He writes to relieve the tedium.