Z. Carrie b. 1979

Mr. Carrie writes poetry because when he is not writing for any prolonged period of time, his bowels get extremely irritated. He says, ''Fate is what happens when the angry gods of college-level drinking force you to take that final shot, you know the one, where you wake up in the attic of some pretentious coffee shop sitting on a drum set and at a severe disadvantage when it comes to clothing.'' His girlfriend likes the site.