Leon N. Cluck (1973 - )
Mr. Cluck's favorite musical is South Pacific. ''I mean, a bunch of sailors singing show tunes about how they're gonna get laid. That's great on so many levels,'' says Mr. Cluck, whose dream is to start a John Travolta-themed summer camp. ''Kids would be able to learn disco, of course, but they would also be skilled in saying the stuff that Travolta impersonators say, like 'It's like the baby's talking but he's not, it's like so weird.'''