Wade Christian (1984 - )

Mr. Christian, while no relation to Sister Christian or Fletcher Christian, does have a strange affinity for '80s power ballads and the Chevy Chase movie Fletch. His least favorite school experience was going to class with no clothes on, and falling asleep, only to have a dream that he was in class and fully clothed. ''Man, that was a horrible dream,'' says the poet, who adds that his professors often made him want to incite a mutiny. ''Take that, William Bligh!''

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