LAB (1967 - )
Mr. B would like to live in fifth century A.D. ''I'm practically living there now,'' says Mr. B, who is part of a living historical society that reenacts the spirit and culture of fifth-century Ireland. ''As re-enactors, we wear period clothing, eat period foods, practice period crafts and customs, use period technology and tools, and interact with each other as the people of our chosen culture would have. My persona, Brogan, is a warrior/Druid, blacksmith, and brewer. So I make beer, shoe horses, and brutally murder and/or curse hordes and hordes of trolls, or, as you would say in modern parlance, yuppie bastard scum. It's a lot of fun. Want to see my boar-headed carnyx?''