John Lindsey (1966 - )

When Mr. Lindsey was a child, he wanted to be an astronaut. Says he: ''I wanted to be the guy who was sent to some other planet and consumed in a ball of fire as I entered the world's atmosphere. But, no, 'they' just send robots/probes to do that now, so I have no promising occupational future. Unless I want to dress up as a space probe and try to fool NASA into sending me.'' It's worth a shot, Mr. Lindsey!