Drew Kalbach (1975 - )

This one time, Mr. Kalbach ate too many hot dogs and later that night he threw up. ''When I say threw up,'' says Kalbach. ''I mean puked red with chunks of hot dog in it for about three hours. Needless to say, I didn't eat hotdogs again for several years.'' He writes poetry in a vain attempt to make up for time lost not eating frankfurters.