Daniel Sciarra (1965 - )

Born and raised in Bucks County, Pennsylvania, Mr. Sciarra studied briefly with the asinine poets in New York City before returning to his home town and creating his own brand of asininery. He now resides in Chalfont, Penn., where he enjoys his reputation as the national acey-deucey champion. His secret? "Never bet the pot if one of the cards is a joker. It's just damned foolhardy." For entertainment, he enjoys long walks by the abandoned factories and attending local theatre. "I saw the road company of Les Mis through a haze of blue hair." He drives a Beetle.