Ken Neborak (1959 - )
Mr. Neborak's seventh grade teacher, a nun, hollered at Mr. Neborak once because he yelled at the class to ''SHUT UP.'' Says Mr. Neborak, ''I had been left to monitor the class in the teacher's absence and was reluctant to rat anyone out for talking so just as I yelled in a futile attempt to quiet everyone the nun returned to the room. Consequentally she yelled at me. I have been afraid of penguins and Mother Theresa ever since.''