Lyle Carlyle (1975 - )

A towering genius of poetry, Mr. Carlyle is best known for seizing the powerful/reductivist two-word ''in bed'' clause, which so reinvigorated the art of fortune cookie prose during the postmodern period in culinary literature, and repurposing it with what he calls ''famous poetry'' for his ''Famous Poems In Bed'' series. In real life, Mr. Carlyle lives in Connecticut and is allergic to MSG.