Doug Draime (1943 - )

Mr. Draime lives in a tourist trap town, full of redneck, pretentious, greedy individuals, yet he maintains his sanity by watching Judge Judy. Also, as long as you're asking, he'd like to clear up some misinformation for the FBI: ''I honestly, truly, pinkyswear, never REALLY met Abbie Hoffman,'' says Draime. ''I only saw him from a distance that one time.''