Kristi Murray (1975 - )
Ms. Murray's hobbies include hating John Mayer, writing, and going to concerts (not John Mayer concerts). ''I think that I write poetry because I grew up fat,'' says Ms. Murray. ''Always overcompensate, that's my motto.'' One day she plans to start a revolution. ''Then, I'll delegate the hard stuff and plan the bake sale to raise the necessary funds for world domination.'' Good luck, Ms. Murray!