Poetry Hound (1954 - )
If he were not already married, and had kids, and a cat, and if he had to marry a nonhuman animal, Mr. Hound would marry (no, not a canine) but a sea slug. ''I think anyone with 'slug' in their name is probably not going to give me a hard time about being a couch potato,'' says Mr. Hound. '''Slug' and 'potato' seem like a good fit. The last thing I want is for some lion or tiger I hook up with to nag me to get off my duff and hunt.'' Mr. Hound hails from Maryland.