Andy Hall (1972 - )
Mr. Hall was born on Halloween to a Jewish mother and a redneck Pa. He was subsequently baptized in the same church that then governor Ronald Reagan attended. Then his parents descended down the social ladder, his father went into Academia. It was all downhill from there. Mr. Hall has red hair. His composition students call him a space case. He once shaved half of his head; he forgot if it was the left or the right side. It is uncertain whether he was abducted by aliens or rejected by aliens. He writes poetry because in poetry he doesn't have to make sense to make sense.