Heather L. Green aka the Dark One b. 1976
Ms. Green aka the Dark One writes poetry to keep the voices in her head happy. They also make her collect swords, daggers and other pointy objects. ''They want to prepare me for the apocalypse. I have no idea when it will happen, they won't tell me that,'' says Ms. Green aka the Dark One. ''But they keep making me buy alcohol to stock up; they think I might need it.''