William B. Robison (1954 – )

On the days when they let him out of the home, Professor Robison is a historian at Southeastern Louisiana University. "My main area of expertise is the Tudors*," says Professor Robison, who is currently working on a book about the Tudors on film and television. Among the more interesting things he has done in connection with his job are:a short film, Preposterodamus: The Forgotten Seer, about the imaginary half-brother of Nostrodamus; delivering lectures with titles such as "Vampires, Werewolves, Witches, and Wizards"; and another short film called The Heartbreak of Tudoriasis, which purports to be the first rock opera about the Tudors.

*Editor's note: When he says "Tudor," Prof. Robison most probably refers to the English royal house and not the architectural style. But, just in case, the home pictured above is currently available at a deduction. Call Marge for an appointment.