Nettie Parker Bauman (1981 – )

Ms. Bauman left the party in New Orleans for New England. She did not think through the relocation thing thoroughly, however, and as a result, she now resorts to recreating the party in her head. She can occasionally be spotted wandering aimlessly around her suburban neighborhood mumbling repeatedly "Laissez le bon temps rouler, cher!"

Oui, cher.