The Bare-Fanged Contessa (? – ?)

The late, lamented Contessa (née Adrienne Fecklestein) still continues to write, long after the apparent end of what she called her "trifling sojourn among the living." Many of the Contessa's poems are addressed to her long-time bf, Count Alabastard, although she often references, among others, internationally famous salon artist Harry Arsetwinkle, with whom she once allegedly had a romance.