Lover Dudley (1992 - )
International obsessive compulsive and fashion plate, Lover Dudley walks the line. He also keeps a really tidy desk. Each pair of his Helmut Lang jeans is equipped with bulletproof shinguards, his bail bondsman’s home and office number and a Post-It with tomorrow's to-do list, and come in fashionable straight leg or questionable bell-bottom. After the war, Dudley served as VP Operations and Facilities at You Big Baby, a day-care center for adult infants. He is writing a novel about that experience and is designing a line of adult baby clothes in partnership with Alexander McQueen and Louis Vuitton-Moey Hennessey. He styles his own hair with a bullwhip and enjoys long walks in dark alleys. He lives in a van down by the river.