Itchy N Scratchy (1974 - )

The famous female stand-up comedy team of Itchy (the tall one) and Scratchy (the other tall one) claim to be Siamese twins joined at the purse (rimshot — pause for laughter). Whether or not they were the inspiration for Matt Groening's The Simpsons' cartoon cat and mouse characters is up to debate. We only mention that to avoid a lawsuit.

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