Matthew Yeager b. 1981

Mr. Yeager's mother once shot a man in the ass once by accident.  Mr. Yeager's father, a police officer at the time, gave her a Derringer for protection. She had it in her purse when she went to Christmas party at work.  At some point she dropped her purse, the gun discharged, and struck a co-worker in the buttocks. "Luckily he didn't sue us," says Mr. Yeager, "and only asked for a new pair of pants."

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