Ian Starttoday b. 1971

Growing up, Mr. Starttoday was in a band with his friends named Shrimp Scampi and the Side Salads. His friend Jared was Shrimp Scampi, and Mr. Starttoday was one of the Side Salads. More accurately, he was a Grilled Romaine with Blue Cheese-Bacon Vinaigrette.

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