Parker Nash b. 1957

After many years wasted on productive activity, Mr. Nash turned to a life of light verse. The medium appealed to him because it required very little intellect and almost no punctuation. He has a small following of unemployed family members and other questionable characters. His published volume of light verse regularly occupies the soul-strangling, ego-crushing position of 1,000,000 on the Amazon bestsellers list. Amazingly, success has not gone to his head.