Adam Bulger (1975 - )

Ten things you should know about Mr. Bulger:

1. Stop thinking of puns using the word "bulge." He's heard them all.
2. Taurus.
3. Takes his coffee black, like his heart.
4. Has two or three guayaberas in his closet.
5. Is a talented writer and can do a mean Christopher Walken impression.
6. Just because you're a talented Taurus and can do a mean Christopher Walken impression doesn't mean you can save your dot com from going under.
7. Went to junior high with Tara Reid, star of such celebrated teen flicks as American Pie and Josie and the Pussycats.
8. Honorary member of Wu Tang Clan.
9. That's not his cat you smell on him.
10. "But he's just a raggedy man."

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