Spidalix (1963 - )

Mr. Spidalix believes that extraterrestrials built the pyramids, that Atlantis sank, that the Mafia killed JFK, that Bigfoot is a living Neanderthal, that the Bush family is in cahoots with Bin Laden, and that the Mets can win the pennant this year. He also enjoys '80s music.

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