Poems

• Nancy Has Prehensile Toes
• Quinlee Has Quite Hairy Feet
• Leanne Has a Classical Arch
• Rita Has Swollen Red Feet
• Amy Got an Ankle Tattoo
• Esme Has Elegant Toes
• Tanya's in Love with Her Toe Nails
• Betty She Hated Her Bunion
• Gail Had a Bad Case of Gout
• Hannah's Toes Were All Hammered
• Sally Has the Saltiest Feet
• Katie Loves Wearing Her Clogs
• Carol Had a Love-Hate Thing with Her Corn
• Ingrid Has Insteps That Thrill
• Dabney's Feet Smell Like Cheese
• Joanie Loves the Freedom of Fishnets
• Merry Rejected Her Feet
• Olga's Toes Have Me Thrilled
• Franny's Foot's Fallen Asleep
• Peggy's Shoes Are Size Four