Heiss Blehnn-Dühd (1969 - )
The Pleasantville Times noted that, as a poet, ''No one can imitate a giraffe like Heiss Blehnn-Dühd.'' As a writer, Mr. Blehnn-Dühd makes a lovely (and satisfying) Cobb salad. As a lover, he does not enjoy sitting on freshly chilled O-rings of lime Jello. Anymore.