P-Woody b. 1977
Fashion mogul. Pop music icon. Vodka drinker. Gun-toting suspect. Successful entrepreneur. Glue sniffer. Television producer. Tabloid target. Depressed ex. Mambo enthusiast. Secret fan of MC Hammer. Eagle Scout. Obsessive Googler. Crinkler. Roadhog. Party animal. P-Woody.
Poems
- Standing in Three Inches of Brown Water
- Eggs Bad
- There's a Pebble in My Shoe
- She Really Loves Him
- Love Hedger
- Holiday Songs Just for Fun
- I'm Falling Apaht
- Conversations with My Wife (in the other room)
- Blond Head Girls
- Battery
- I Don't Want to See You
- My Cat Fetches
- My Other Cat Has Thumbs
- You're Such a Great Poet
- Untied
Prose
