Aaron Earl Short (1972 - )

Mr. Short's family once went to the zoo, and his big brother ended up getting kicked by a donkey. ''It taught me that no matter how big of an ass someone is you should just let them be,'' Short told Dr. Jim, not making it clear whether he meant the mule or his brother. He is clear, however, about what he likes to eat when he's kicking back: pretzels — salty, sexy, and snacktastic.